my dad said i could get my nose pierced so he keeps writing to my mom and my mom keeps refusing

the downfalls of divorced parents

because my mom never wants to be on the same side as my dad

feel 4 u

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nickdrake:

David Bowie, The Man Who Fell To Earth.

20:41

sierrafuckerbeck:

unfollowing me won’t make fall out boy get back together

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neutralalmondmilkhotel:

“NOBAMA 2012! sucka.”

lost hope in the youth 2012 sucka

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kittenqueefs:

wow still funny after 1800 notes

because ur blog is perf melissa duh

00:27

pyrex-vision:

aint no condoms in my wallet girl those are ramen noodle flavor packets

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23:44

selenamgomez:

How do 5 gay men walk?

In One Direction.

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